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    Heads up on new bike offers in 2017

    Hello everyone!

    If any of you are looking for a new bike for 2017 then Rutland Cycling are offering 10% reward points on all their new 2017 road bike and mountain bike models. I believe the offer is only available until the end of February (28th) so if you're in the area it's worth popping in, otherwise you can check out their website:

    Mountain bikes:
    https://www.rutlandcycling.com/1149/...stockonly=true

    Road bikes:
    https://www.rutlandcycling.com/1148/...stockonly=true

    Hope this helps any of you on the hunt for something spanking new!

    Em

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmathebiker View Post
    Hope this helps any of you on the hunt for something spanking new!

    Em
    What about those on the hunt for a new spanking ?
    "Go forth and ride your bike". Courtesy of Me 2015.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasper View Post
    What about those on the hunt for a new spanking ?
    Who knows what those reward points will get you- best get shopping!
    "Training is also a battle" - Kim Jong-Un

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    Hahahaha! The only spanking you'll get is by whoever races you next

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmathebiker View Post
    Hahahaha! The only spanking you'll get is by whoever races you next
    How about we suggest you're a SPAM king!
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolboarder View Post
    How about we suggest you're a SPAM king!
    Shurely shome mishtake as an Emma would be a spamqueen.

    Now, we can ask Gasper if he would like a spanking from a spamqueen; or a queening from an Emma-nent spanker, I mean spammer...... Or am I now too confused by the needs of a Gasper and the services of our OP?

    Lataxe, with no room in the shed for anymore bicycles ... although there is room to squeeze behind it (the bike shed, that is) for the purposes of shenanigans (now illegal in Ireland, along with Muffin the Mule).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lataxe View Post
    Shurely shome mishtake as an Emma would be a spamqueen.
    True but it didn't rhyme!
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lataxe View Post
    Shurely shome mishtake as an Emma would be a spamqueen.

    Now, we can ask Gasper if he would like a spanking from a spamqueen; or a queening from an Emma-nent spanker, I mean spammer...... Or am I now too confused by the needs of a Gasper and the services of our OP?

    Lataxe, with no room in the shed for anymore bicycles ... although there is room to squeeze behind it (the bike shed, that is) for the purposes of shenanigans (now illegal in Ireland, along with Muffin the Mule).
    Nurse !
    "Go forth and ride your bike". Courtesy of Me 2015.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasper View Post
    Nurse !
    Nurse queening and spanking used to be part of the cures in olden days but are now forbidden on grounds of hygiene. However, I believe there are private "clinics" in that London where they will provide any service you like for a certain fee. However, the fee may best be saved for another bike, which may be candy-apple red and named Jean Harlow, should you wish to continue with your now traditional vice of deeming your bicycle female then riding on it.

    In all events, it's no good you shouting for a nurse just now as they're all terribly busy doing two nurse jobs each so the hospital "manager" can have a Big Bonus.

    Lataxe, full of decorums hisself.

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