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    Quote Originally Posted by VLAD (the Friendly Vamp) View Post
    Me after taking Viagra.
    You have a problem with your keepy uppy..?...lol

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    I'm standing by the back door watching my tiny dog go toilet....I don't have a lot of time as I've got to leave for work in 20mins...

    why o why....do dogs take so long to have a shit.?

    they know want to go.....they get into position, then they changed their minds and want to face the other way......then they go for another stomp around the patio....only to go back to the same place

    Arrrgh..,FFS...just do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxhilljunkie View Post
    I'm standing by the back door watching my tiny dog go toilet....I don't have a lot of time as I've got to leave for work in 20mins...

    why o why....do dogs take so long to have a shit.?
    Because they don't have the luxury of a quiet retreat and a copy of What Car?
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxhilljunkie View Post
    I'm standing by the back door watching my tiny dog go toilet....I don't have a lot of time as I've got to leave for work in 20mins...

    why o why....do dogs take so long to have a shit.?

    they know want to go.....they get into position, then they changed their minds and want to face the other way......then they go for another stomp around the patio....only to go back to the same place

    Arrrgh..,FFS...just do it
    You think that's bad Boxie, my dog does the Times crossword when she has a dump. Takes about 15 minutes, 20 if she does the sudoku!

    It makes me chuckle taking her for a walk and watching her find the perfect spot. She'll scout around, every now and then stopping to see where I am, then when she finds the spot, she'll do a 360 turn before assuming the position. Then there's the look of shame on her face if we catch eye-contact whilst she's doing it. Then the gleeful, 'hey, pick up my crap' look when she's kicking the grass back.

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    Ha ha ha...sounds a fair exchange...she picks up your balls when you throw it....and pick up the crap ...lol

    i was actually hoping CB could insight us on this topic

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    So why do our cats decide to crap just as we sit down to eat our evening meals.

    And they don't bury it, so the vapour wafts into the front room.
    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
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    You should be happy it's constipation has cleared up

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    Friends? God no. Phoenix Nights utter magic as was Royal Family. I love all Python stuff but wife doesn't see it at all. Another forgotten classic was Palins Ripping Yarns.
    Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Phoenix Nights and Royal Family all great shouts (and how sad that Caroline Aherne is no longer with us).

    I took the kids to see the new Johnny English film in half-term and I've not laughed so much in a LONG TIME! Thought I was going to pass out. Rowan Atkinson is an absolute genius, highly recommend. Oh, and Merry Christmas Mr Bean has become an annual tradition in our house too. Brilliant stuff.

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    Oh My God.

    Last night on Ch 5 watched a live surgey of open heart procedure.

    Now watching a knee replacement surgery.

    Not a thing to watch if having your tea. - But a bloody good watch to see how they do it.
    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
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