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    Senior Member The return of Marty Wild's Avatar
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    Engine weighing in at 68kg, 182cm.
    "Iím glad you asked me twice, you see I am a bilingual, Iím a bilingual illiterateÖ I canít read in two languages."

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolboarder View Post
    Well if we were on a cock/pissing forum then that would be relevant. Those who can ride 100 miles without a drink are probably very dehydrated but this is useful exchange of information/advice for those less experienced.

    I think boasting about how light/expensive/exclusive your bike is is relevant to this forum and if you don't like it/have a very heavy bike you don't want to admit to, have a small dick and prostatitis so you can't piss very high then you don't have to contribute.

    And just to annoy you further my 5.95 - 6.35 kg Cannondale Supersix Evo Hi Mod is fitted with SRAM eTap, Cannondale Hollogram SiSl2 semi-compact chainset, Cannodale SAVE 25.4 mm seatpost, Mavic Cosmic Carbon Pro UST wheels with 25 mm Yksion UST tubeless tyres and USE Spinstix QR skewers, Mavic Zxellium carbon pedals (actually re-badged Time Expressos), Cannondale carbon bars, Cinelli Dinamo stem finished with Lizardskins bar tape, Sella Italia SLR pro saddle and a single Focus carbon bottle cage. Have I missed anything?

    Ahh...I feel much better having got that out of my system.
    A psychologist might say you are compensating for something with this boasting talk...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    A psychologist might say you are compensating for something with this boasting talk...
    Well, I have never won a willie waving contest for sure but none of my lady friends have ever complained - its not what you've got but how you use it that counts. There would be little point me having an under UCI limit, World Tour team bike if I wasn't a decent cyclist either.
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    Senior Member Mr Q's Avatar
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    Fill your boots. I like the old quote “ dont buy upgrades ride up grades’

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    Bianchi 7kg todger 3kg me 77kg.
    Seriously all in 87kg ok until it gets above 3%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Q View Post
    Fill your boots. I like the old quote “ dont buy upgrades ride up grades’
    Eddy Merckx.

    Did you not see this in the first post?
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    what does it weigh??....just for fun

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    Senior Member Mr Q's Avatar
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    It’s more fun weighing your todger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Q View Post
    It’s more fun weighing your todger
    Maybe, but Mrs B was underwhelmed to find me weighing my todger on the kitchen scales.
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    Maybe, but Mrs B was underwhelmed to find me weighing my todger on the kitchen scales.

    I need to use bathroom scales

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    Just been to Morrisons and asked to use the Butchers Scales to weigh this Salami.
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