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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxhilljunkie View Post
    Lots of trannys round your way then?...ha ha ha.
    Gays as well but I'm very inclusive.

    I've convinced myself that the reason women drivers don't overtake on a narrow road is not because they're incompetent, can't judge distance/speed and don't know the width of their vehicle, but because they're transfixed by my tight bobbing arse. But your reasoning may explain why the male drivers won't overtake either!
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    Ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by VLAD (the Friendly Vamp) View Post
    And we have all seen Boxey walking his kid to school before.




    Damn....I swear your stalking me

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolboarder View Post
    Gays as well but I'm very inclusive.

    I've convinced myself that the reason women drivers don't overtake on a narrow road is not because they're incompetent, can't judge distance/speed and don't know the width of their vehicle, but because they're transfixed by my tight bobbing arse. But your reasoning may explain why the male drivers won't overtake either!
    Had an old fellow in a Renault 5, follow me for what seemed miles. With plenty of opportunities to overtake. As he passed he smiled. Still makes me shudder..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    "Wow you look so, so hot in lycra and padded bibshorts"

    Said no woman, ever.
    I remember the first time my wife saw me in Lycra
    I was just getting ready and she walked in as I was stood there with just my Bib-shorts on.Her response.......
    "Oh my God it's Big Daddy"

    TBF I was considerably heavier than I am now but not quite:-



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    Quote Originally Posted by ibbo68 View Post
    I remember the first time my wife saw me in Lycra
    I was just getting ready and she walked in as I was stood there with just my Bib-shorts on.Her response.......
    "Oh my God it's Big Daddy"
    Haha!

    My Mrs calls it my gimp outfit!
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    When I wear the string undershirt, the Mrs, (if shes talking to me that day) says I look like "right said Fred".
    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
    Gene Simmons - Kiss

    God - why am I so great !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by VLAD (the Friendly Vamp) View Post
    When I wear the string undershirt, the Mrs, (if shes talking to me that day) says I look like "right said Fred".
    What like this: ?
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    If you keep yourself fit and healthy, apart from the odd creaking joint, you don't actually really feel your age and there are some great advantages to getting old: winter fuel allowance, London Freedom Pass (means I can use the train and tube FOC), free prescriptions, free eye tests, discounts everywhere especially on lift passes (although they're upping the age on those as they've realised there's a lot of older people still skiing so they were losing out), no more NI payments and my old age pension is gaining interest by more than inflation while I'm not taking it. My barber offers me the OAP rate but I feel guilty - because I've not retired I'm still earning more than him, so I give him a tip up to the full cost.
    It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, its how times many you get back up that count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    Haha!

    My Mrs calls it my gimp outfit!
    My wife thinks I look like a rent boy in my Lycra ....I've promised her mates rates and BOGOF

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