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    Senior Member The return of Marty Wild's Avatar
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    "Iím glad you asked me twice, you see I am a bilingual, Iím a bilingual illiterateÖ I canít read in two languages."

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    I can't work out if that is genuine or a wind up?

    Sometimes these blonde jokes write themselves.

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    Obviously click bait.
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    But...…………… Bloody FUNNY.

    Its their laughing that gets to ya.
    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
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    God - why am I so great !!!


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    There’s a few from varied countries knocking about.
    Maybe on original then loads of copy cats?
    There are some stupid people out there.. for instance my cousins wife point blank refuses to accept ship/liners are built of steel.”They have to be wood because steel doesn’t float”We’ve tried to explain displacement and even tried demonstrating with a Coke can but her response?
    ”I think a cruise ship weighs a bit more than a can of Coke”
    Hours of fun at family gatherings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The return of Marty Wild View Post

    Oh that is priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibbo68 View Post
    There’s a few from varied countries knocking about.
    Maybe on original then loads of copy cats?
    There are some stupid people out there.. for instance my cousins wife point blank refuses to accept ship/liners are built of steel.”They have to be wood because steel doesn’t float”We’ve tried to explain displacement and even tried demonstrating with a Coke can but her response?
    ”I think a cruise ship weighs a bit more than a can of Coke”
    Hours of fun at family gatherings.
    Love those where people just can’t get something, they usually are women too, if I’m honest
    "Iím glad you asked me twice, you see I am a bilingual, Iím a bilingual illiterateÖ I canít read in two languages."

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    Senior Member VLAD (the Friendly Vamp)'s Avatar
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    My brother in law states that all the world food shortages can be solved if only we all turned into VEGANS.

    I told him not to be so bloody stupid as I eat my bacon sandwich.

    His a raving bloody liberal and thinks the world is a beautiful place and we all live in peace and harmony - much like the coke advert.

    Oh how little he really knows of the world.
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