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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    If I was you I would use it with extreme caution, unless you want to have the other side of your head knocked in by your missus!
    She has a good sense of humour...needs it to put up with some of my comedy.

    Just popped to Tesco's and was having a look for something for lunch and she said "How about a quiche Nick?", to which I replied, "don't you mean quiche Lorraine?"

    Gold

    Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not intending to call the missus a full weight cnut...no amount of sense of humour would prevent me being murdered in that case. Just want to slip it in a conversation about someone else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    At least she hasn't just run away from the job like all the other brexiters - Johnson, Davis etc etc etc.
    And show me a politician who isn't good at lying!
    Donald Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick1020 View Post
    She has a good sense of humour...needs it to put up with some of my comedy.

    Just popped to Tesco's and was having a look for something for lunch and she said "How about a quiche Nick?", to which I replied, "don't you mean quiche Lorraine?"

    Gold
    He's here all week folks!
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    Quiche is the work of Beelzebub.
    "Iím glad you asked me twice, you see I am a bilingual, Iím a bilingual illiterateÖ I canít read in two languages."

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    Oh look its the Labour Party conference....




    and here is Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott......

    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
    Gene Simmons - Kiss

    God - why am I so great !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    At least she hasn't just run away from the job like all the other brexiters - Johnson, Davis etc etc etc.
    And show me a politician who isn't good at lying!
    That's because like Thatcher she's an egomaniac who thinks she is above everyone.She is out of her depth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VLAD (the Friendly Vamp) View Post
    Oh look its the Labour Party conference....




    and here is Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott......

    Ironically everyone in those pictures would do a better job than May and the Tory party.
    My Grandad once said "The only good Tory is a dead Tory" and I've yet to see any reason to disagree with him.

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    Understandable if you come from a mining family!

    Wishing death on someone based on their political persuasion is a bit harsh...

    To be frank I despair of the lot of 'em. I can't believe with barely two months to go they've suddenly decided to put together a cross-party group to agree a deal. That should have happened in June 2016.
    "If you act like you know what you are doing, you can do anything you want- except neurosurgery"- Sharon Stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRSboy View Post
    Understandable if you come from a mining family!
    Wishing death on someone based on their political persuasion is a bit harsh...
    "Technically" I was a Miner...albeit very briefly!
    I don't wish death on them(well not all of them anyway) but they are better when dead


    Quote Originally Posted by VLAD (the Friendly Vamp) View Post
    What have the Labour Party ever done for us (aqueducts excepted)
    So because I don't vote Tory you assume I'm a Labour supporter
    There is the small matter of the NHS to answer your question though

    This has been one of my favourite quotes of recent times:-
    The only people who vote Conservative are the wealthy and the delluded......
    ....if you're unsure which one you are check your walle
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    To be honest there aint no decent and respectfull political party in the UK at all.

    Living in the Countryside - I would support eh Green Party - but there all raving mad.

    But I blame Blair for all the troubles we are in.... He started the Gulf War and then from there, the total collapse of the Middle East, which started a tidal wave of Refugees from all the Middle East area, as they all started civil wars, to the EU and beyond.

    What a total Clusterfuck as Clint Eastwood would say.

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    "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."
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